repar-tay
Actual conversation at dinner the other night:
Me (to Heidi): Let’s take in an ilm-fay.
Girlzilla: I wan’t to go see an ilm-fay.
Me: Your mother and I need an ate-day.
(Girzilla correctly senses that she will be drafted to babysit)
Girlzilla: No way!
Me: We’ll pay…
Girlzilla: O-kay!