Four more years. Yeah, yeah, it’s not over yet. But it’s in the lawyers hands now and we all know who has the advantage there. But, like I did back in 2000, I’m looking on the bright side this November 3rd:
I’m a white male upper middle class Christian conservative who works for the aerospace industry. I should be freakin’ ecstatic. I’m working on it.
Republicans won!!! That means smaller government, states’ rights, less federal control over education, fiscal reponsibility, judicial restraint, a reluctance to engage in foreign interventionism…. Oh. Wait.
Hey, at least I don’t have to depend on civil rights and privacy laws. Yet.
So, when it comes right down to it, fear trumps logic every time. Good to know. I’ll put that one in my back pocket.
And being a Christian evangelical, I’m against abortion. Now, I’ve always thought that eliminating abortion and outlawing it are nowhere close to the same thing, but, hey, whatever. At least we’ll be able to prevent poor people from getting abortions. That’s gotta count for something, right?
If everything becomes faith-based in our government, I’m sitting pretty for a civil service job.
And as a foster parent, I predict a boom market.
I’m from Houston. Why shouldn’t the whole country have our air and water quality?
We have all those entertaining “Waaaaa. Bush stole the election again.” documentaries from whiny blowhards like Michael Moore to look forward to.
Maybe the Republicans who still remember what it was like to be truly conservative will get a spine and I’ll get that third party I’ve always been wanting.
Maybe the Democrats will finally get their shit together and give us an electable candidate.
And, last but not least, there’s no way Bush will be elected president in 2008.