I wouldn’t think that David Brooks, who brought us the term “Bobo” to categorize and cut down to size our current cultural elite, would have too much good to say about suburban culture in America. Well, I was wrong. His essay in the Atlantic Online is a gratifying read, and a bit of a comeuppance for me, a born-and-bred suburbanite who at times is pretentiously disdainful of all things ‘burban.
Of course, Brooks can’t resist a wink to the standard critics of suburban commercial blandness that passes for culture:
“here and there you see little ribbons of green fairways, with country-club communities clustered around them like reeds around ponds-tile-roofed McMansions with mouse-pad lawns and little blue dots where the backyard spas are. Along the nearby roadways you can see massive two-tier malls. In the front tier are strings of chain restaurants that, if they merged, could form Chili’s Olive Garden Outback Cantina, serving enough chicken wings to fill a canyon. In the back tier a line of megastores stretches out like a parade of pachyderms: Target, Petsmart, OfficeMax, Lowe’s, and Barnes & Noble. Cutting diagonally across the empty parking spaces in between are ninety-eight-pound women in aerobics outfits steering 4,000-pound SUVs (these days, the smaller the woman, the bigger the car). If a modern Pied Piper came down to round up all the kids, it would be called The Gathering of Ashleys, and hundreds of cheerful ten-year-old girls would pour out of the Gaps and Abercrombies and Wal-Marts, drawn by the piping of Britney Spears. They’d have their peach tank tops, their 2 Grrrls brand strawberry-scented spritz, and their pink backpacks, and they’d be led, mesmerized, to soccer practice.”
But his thesis is a positive one:
“America is perpetually on the brink of being corrupted by its own affluence-but only on the brink. We are less shallow than we appear. If you fly over Scottsdale, Arizona, you fly over homes owned by people who slogged their way through medical school and ER duty, or negotiated the booms and crashes of the high-tech industry, or handled a management team or a lifetime of divorce cases. They look stupid puttering around the fairways in their golf shorts, but they usually have something interesting to tell about their pasts. If we could understand how the lives they have lived have inculcated the virtues we admire, I think we would begin to appreciate that this nation has achieved a paradoxical and inexplicable condition: suburban greatness.”